I like complaining with weaving words and complex sentences. It makes me seem more sophisticated and less bitchy.
i just made a "things you cannot forget to do this week just because you're high" list.
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
Just got blown whilst getting my high score on bejeweled blitz. There's still a month and a half left of summer and my bucket list is empty...
He has a tattoo of a carebear. This is not happening.
I want to have a prehistoric party. By that, I mean I want to dress up as a dinosaur and get drunk. That's all I want in life.
There's a wake for a coworker on 420 during te time of 420... Hoping everyone will be too sad to notice how high I am.
It's probably just the physical manifestation of slut karma. But i of course mean that in the kindest way possible because i love you and respect your choices
The bar tenders gave me the number for a "taxi"... It's just a dude with a van. In retrospect, pretty sketchy. Robert was cool though.
This day took a left turn at "This is your going away party, I got a bunch of blow."
you're like an angel sent from heaven to guide my sex life into greatness
Thats so sweet
Just for future reference. Do not do zumba while stoned out of your mind.
Of course I'm watching space shows while stoned on the science channel. Why would I want to learn while not baked out of my skull?
They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.
APPARENTLY I MISSED SOMEONE SWALLOWING A WHOLE BAG OF METH WHILE I WAS ON BREAK.
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