I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?
talent.
We just found a handle of vodka in our fridge and no one knows how it got there. God I love spring break.
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
my mom found me this morning spread out like jesus sleeping on the living room floor. i had a piece of bread over my eyes to block the light out
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
Woke up to the sound of my own moans coming from the tv....evidently it was videotaped.
I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
My radar detector detects ice cream trucks. I think it was made for stoners
I will sleep with anyone I have to to make sure you don't get deported
He said that I looked like a "ghost had crawled up into my vagina and died"..so yeah, I'd say the hangover was noticeable.
why does drunk me think that doing things like throwing up on my desk and all over my 15 page lab report is okay
I'm glad we can *facepalm* it together over the married couple we fucked separately.
Okay, I just reached peak living alone
I ate a piece of chocolate cake while jerking off
ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS IS FOR YOU TO SHUT THE FUCK UP FOR ONCE
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