Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
went out last night and woke up on the bathroom floor again, thinking about just moving my bed in there.
We were laughing at the passed out guy who had gone to sleep under the car in the McDonald's lot until we realized it was you.
No one showed up yet so I smoked 4:20 on chatroulette with a naked chick..
I'm glad I have good healthy relationships with my one night stands
It's now 3:30 and the guy I went home with is showering me with shredded cheese. Nbd.
I'm sorry but I have to break up with you. My wife is pregnant and can't have a girlfriend too.
Woke up Christmas Eve morning with my face smelling like ballsack.. No regrets.
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
OH HAPPY DAYS YOU'RE BOTH GINGERS YOU'LL REPRODUCE YOUR OWN KIND
Well, we won the drunk before noon contest!
I woke up with my face covered in mustard. Your mom said I ate hotdogs like a pornstar
THIS FUCKNUGGET
DOES HE EVEN REALIZE HOW MANY INCREDIBLE INSULTS I'VE WASTED ON HIM
I'VE INSULTED THE EVERLOVING SHIT OUT OF HIM AND HE CAN'T EVEN APPRECIATE IT
THE HO
Taking out my recycling and 90% of it is alcohol and cat food. I am judging myself.
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
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