Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
So I fucked that hot french guy last night
You do know he's the one who threw up on our table, right? You get to clean it up.
We Started drinking at 8am and left the bar around 11pm....I hate ALL green things
My vagina is scared and excited at the same time. It might not be able to sleep tonight.
so went to the condom shack today. bought a condom that dresses up your dick in a suit...tomorrow im fucking in style
Just woke up with my keys in one hand and cheesecake in the other.
Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
I learned so much about myself in that shower.
Would you mind pretending to be lesbians just for like three emails?
I was apparently the best non-Irish person at the party. I wore my skating dress, Austrian flag and a giant shamrock. Everyone is calling me "30 Shots Girl".
I hooked up with a guy named Quan.. I literally hit the Quan
Should we make a shared Google doc list of places we want to fuck? Like a scavenger hunt?
After dropping your phone on the ground you got down and sat with it, kissed it and apologized for being so mean
We turned his nipples into a drinking game.
Yes. I had to slow down my handjob so he would last...-and I give shitty handjobs to begin with
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