On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
i messed up with two guys last night...one i pranked and left the phone on..the other one i went crazy on trying to be his girlfriend after four jagermeister shots...
Someone should tell Glenda that I only hang with her because she makes me look prettier.
i had a headache and asked the kid next to me for aspirin. he gave me esctacy instead. gotta love college.
it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
All she said was "the usual?" and unzipped my pants.
I see you felt the need to carve your name in my kitchen table. thanks
Gave a homeless guy 3 bucks earlier. Just saw him at the bar. He bought one beer and left. Happy to see my 3 dollars was well spent
I was drunk for 3 days straight...well wasted for 3 days with periods of "just drunk" inbetween
He dislocated his shoulder trying to finger me last night if that tells you anything
He started yelling "you tha man!" while I was reverse cowgirl
I just saw a woman give her infant whiskey tits. About ten minutes ago she was doing shots, and now she's breast feeding. Whiskey. Tits.
I'm not drunk or hungover and I don't have to work. My body is sooo confused!
So here I am, sexting at work.
It was a crazy night: tears were shed, blood was spewed, and bottles were emptied.
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