Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
i met him on craigslist. and no i'm not a hooker.
his penis was crooked so i rode him at an angle. he seemed used to this.
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
If anyone from work finds out about us I will rip your dick off, sew it to your forehead and feed your balls to you like little grapes
Seriously this night has "go home now before you cry, puke or scream on someone" written all over it.
Again? Most people check out of hotels, they don't escape from them
i just called my dad a bottom. he agreed
I'm eating cake, naked, in bed. I am GREAT at being single.
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
I shaved my pussy for you. If you complain about a single hair that I missed again, you will be greeted by a bush the next time you go down on me and i will MAKE YOU KEEP GOING
IM SO HIGH RIGHT NOW, IM WHAT ROCKET MAN WANTED TO BE WHEN HE GREW UP. ELTON JOHN CAN BLOW ME.
Really I don't care what we're doing or watching. Your penis spends way too much time outside of my body.
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