Drunk x Brooklyn = problems getting home. If I don't make it you can have my computer and my bitches. You're welcome.
yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
seriously i just wanna be friends
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i just saw someone crawling up the stairs to the dorm while screaming "i have the best vagina!"
Their house warming gift for us was a half case of keystone and getting the cops called..
My dad just told the waiter to keep the pitchers coming until someone passes out.
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
God loves me. So high, craving Jimmy Johns chips, looked down, unopened bag in front of me. Still doesn't feel real
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
IT'S A FUCKING GIANT POKEBALL MAD OUT OF TINY ROSES
We had sex and then I offered him a cookie...while he was still inside of me. Basically he's in love
Btw, remind me to tell you about how I had to cancel my crazy wild sex plans with Will b/c my roommate came back from his trip after a day b/c Canada wouldn't let him in. Fucking cockblock.
Actually that's the whole story. You don't have to remind me.
He makes me want to cheat on my other 3 boyfriends..
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