I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
it's 4 am, i'm drinkin beer and re-drywalling my bathroom. this could possibly be a bad idea.
He just called shotgun on the way to the squad car.
just passed out while on hold to see if i left my debit card at the bar last night.
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
all time personal low: room service guy going "You want french fries AND onion rings???"
I started having a bad trip because I closed my eyes and got lost in a forest of patterns and I knew my mom would be upset.
Yeah I just don't know how I feel about my fuck buddy coming to work at my dads office with me.
The fact that it was "anything but a cup" now explains the cowboy boots and fishbowl aftermath at the apartment.
I spent a good part of the night in a bear hat claiming I'd changed spieces
Me and some girl at the bar just high fived for not wearing bras
I think it's getting serious, we started a jigsaw puzzle together.
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
I am beginning to doubt your commitment to my making poor choices tonight
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