Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
i can barely draw a stick figure let alone shave a heart into my pubes
Don't get the hula weed. It makes you sleep walk in destructive and confusing ways. I'll explain on Saturday.
Found a pint glass in my snow pants.
only clue right now is the orange grease all on my clothes. debit card denied so I know something weird went down..
Cause its not a drunken adventure unless someone ends up in a pool
But I do know they give away thousands and thousands in booze
My liver has a boner
So in the middle of making out, he decided to give me a breast exam. God I love dating a doctor. He saved me a $20 copay.
Oh, cold wet seat on the 48! Are you piss? Are you the sweaty ass leavings of an obese person? Are you the spilled King Cobra from the night before? I do not know! I dare not smell to find out... Pants ruined...
It's amazing
I want to run hundreds of miles and do a whole semesters worth of homework while flying on a unicorn and throwing endless glitter bombs
mom had to come pick me up from the hotel. I crawled to her car. She told me the entire way home if I puked in it I was going to lick it up. Like high school all over again...
drunk brunch me or lose me forever
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
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