So do you want to come over? ;)
Never again opening up the Pandora's box of crazy that is your vagina. Sorry.
You distracted them by dancing on the stripper pole, I ripped the flag off the wall, stuffed it in my pants and we were out.
There is a visibable outline from you in the grass. its you in the fetal position...
He said the last thing he remembered thinking was: 'Why is this vagina spinning?' Too drunk sex is no ones friend.
She sucked my dick and I swear I almost had to send a search party into her mouth to find it. IT WAS THAT AMAZING.
When do you want to get tanked and forget our entire college education?
I can't put those talents on a resume
I don't know which I need first...a shower or a confessional.
I have the WORST hangover. Pretty sure my liver fell out while taking a dump. THAT bad.
For not being a nurse or a sex worker I have seen an alarming amount of penises.
It was somewhere in between an airport security patdown and a medical examination. No groping or squeezing, just brief pokes and pats.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
walked into my room this morning clutching two empty bottles of sminoff to find my roommate's ultra conservative parents staring at my posters of naked men. fuck parents weekend.
QUICK FAX ME THE BALL
Not how faxing works at all btw
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
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