nut hugger
i have your red jacket for some reason. and a good deal of shame and embarasment. note to self, wear underwear when you wear a dress. also, i was electrocuted last night. dont ask how.
yeah i like to chase my xanax with prozac and then viagra. you're up...and then you're UP
well,he told me "i bet you five bucks that i can right cum on the mirror with my cum" i said alright do it, lets just say he's five bucks richer...
Would you still love me if I had no teeth
Yeah why?
Cuz i woke up this morning and a few are gone
taking shots each time the weatherman says Dont go out in this blizzard
dude are you gonna smoke tonight? my day was shit and I wanna get high
worker bees can leave....even drones can fly away....the queen is their slave
nevermind....I'm on the way
when she started singing "you look better when im drunk" to my cat i realized it was time to take her home
just lying in bed drinking beer with a straw waiting for motivation. why?
Day drunk and a can of soup and wine straight from the bottle and alone and on my kitchen floor.
mind if i send you a dick pic? so you can see what she wasn't doing right?
So I vote that we skip the bowling and just go straight to destroying our livers.
i got up, ate a McDouble, then went straight back to bed.
You sure know how to make a day worth living.
Puke-y regrets or just things-seem-far-away regrets?
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
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