Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
just found a sign outside my brothers door "not going to church, don't even try" and he is covered is vomit in his bed.
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
You are so lucky that drugs are going to kill you before I do.
I'm going to try to be reasonable tonight and keep my drink count out of double digits
I was wondering, is there any way to hook up a lawn hose to a keg?
i would have fingered myself to death by now but the dog wont stop staring at me
I don't care what you say, the fact that he's a drag queen with the same shoe size as me is reason enough to date him
When God was sprinkling self control to everybody, he ran out and was like ehhhh she'll make it!
My signature move is making guys wonder why they bothered in the first place
Somehow you're a lightweight AND an alcoholic. Rare combo in one person. Well done.
Also, my old intern Lizzie whom you fed pizza to last night wants to hang out with you
all i remember is arguing with the chick that yahoo was better than google
all you were doing was yelling YAHOOOOO in her face
so i won
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