we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
Apparently we had sex last night, and then I made him drive me to the beach so I could puke in the ocean.
hell no. last time, i couldn't pee straight for a week.
Was waiting for the adderal to kick in then realized I had been brushing my teeth for eighteen minuites
I guess birthday shots aren't always the answer
If I take diet pills with my edibles I'll be a perfect person
Might as well permanently tattoo lush somewhere on my body and show it to people when I decide to drink so they won't serve me.
I just closed two deals on my laptop from my bathroom while smoking a bowl, like a bawssss. Working from home is my favorite.
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
The amount of precision it takes to urinate into a 2 liter bottle while hammered is undeniably difficult.
you were so high you just watched the elf.... its spring
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
I’m really upset they canceled the conference. Since the divorce I’ve been working out, I bought cute new outfits and even found a bikini I liked. Now it’s all online. You can’t get laid at a webinar
Consume your own penis you ugly freak.
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