he fingered my asshole thinking it was my vag...I couldn't bring myself to tell him, mostly from shame for me and pity for him
Want any specific kind of beer?
Yeah. Alcohol flavor.
Got it. Anything but Miller.
Before you ask, yes. Whatever you're wearing IS too slutty for his mom's funeral.
Now he's galloping around the bar. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
Fell asleep on the Grass at Lolla woke up in the Brown line. What. The. Fuck.
Trying to figure out when's a good time to take acid and not tell anyone and see how long it takes people to notice
I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
Me and this random chick had a conversation about how to save the world. 2 words: Dance. Battles. I love drunk heart to hearts in bar bathrooms.
Oh please not the Easy Cheese again. That was weird.
I talk a lot when I drink rum. he was going down on me and i was telling him how i wished i could tap dance. oh god
Sorry. Not doing life today. Love to. But can't.
That all sounds beautiful. All I have to offer is my shining personality, extensive amounts of space knowledge, and I hear I am pretty not sucky at sucking dick
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?
Randomize
