I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
Using Dr. Seuss quotes to ask me how badly I want your penis is not appropriate.
like the penis drawn on my face is so detailed and well done, i'm not even upset about it.
I wish I could sell my textbooks directly to my drug dealer and cut out the middle man
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
I woke up in the closet and then I found my shirt in a bag of Doritos... how does that work out?
They wont sell alcohol here on election day! HOW THE FUCK DO THEY EXPECT ME TO ENJOY THE ELECTION SOBER?
And the cockring thing wasn't sexual.
Just got discharged from the hospital after getting my finger stitched back together don't you dare say you had a worse night than me
Still not over the fact that we prayed to Jesus to help us win beer pong
It was the highest I'd ever been. I felt like a blob. A blob eating a burrito.
Ps I took your recycling out, the 9 champagne bottles, vodka bottle, and tequila bottle is how I knew it was yours
the puppy had a little leather gag and was using a ball gag as a fetch toy
I just thought you should know that you should be proud of your dick. It's pretty much perfect. Just, ya know, by the way.
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