I have said "that's the wrong hole" for the last time.
btw, your gf is going to want to talk to you today...and consequently you're probably not going to want to talk to me...just a heads up
I just saw a San Diego firetruck. No wonder they can't figure out how to fight wildfires if they get so fucking lost they end up in Nebraska.
i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
Also I just saw on facebook your sister is taking pole dancing lessons. Just a heads up.
Just found a shot glass and plan b in my backpack...
Im guessing the shot glass is for plan c?
his Mom's staying with him so he asked if I'd go over and fuck in his shed. he said "it's a really nice shed"
Just an FYI: The offer for you to come snow blow my driveway in return for sexual favors is still on the table
If there's so much of a hint of a whisper from somebody I didn't tell personally, I will cut off your balls with a chainsaw, cauterize the wound with a flaming rusty spoon, feed your balls to your dog, and feed them to you when he shits them out, capiche?
I've got beer and a bag of saltwater taffy and croutons, is that enough for this typhoon thing?
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
STOP IT RIGHT NOW IM BEING A SINLESS CHILD OF GOD IN BED TRYING TO SLEEP AND YOURE SENDING ME MEMES ABOUT DICKS
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
New rule. If he's too busy to put the "H" in "what" then I'm too busy to put his D in me.
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
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