Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
The only piece of furniture in the apartment is a wine rack.
I can't believe I am actually paying for a night in a hotel for my parents so I can throw a party the night before Christmas Eve. I also can't believe they think it's their Christmas present.
I just saw someone EAT a flashcard out of frustration. Finals suck.
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
So guess who got away with telling their girlfriend she's insane multiple times in a Valentine's day card. Yup, this guy.
This is the third year in a row that Mario has fallen through a table on New Years. I'm sensing a tradition developing.
Mike passed out early so we kept filling his mouth with redi-whip and letting the dog lick it out, but he started getting hives so we stopped.
What, I can't laugh at my sister being driven crazy by Facebook randomly assigning chat significance to the guy she lost her virginity to?
He broke into my house because he missed me. Then ends the relationship because I'm the needy one. Ironic much?
My roommate is fucking his gf in the shower and i really have to pee do i just bust in or pee on his bed
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