im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
the people going to church this morning while i was walking home did not seem as pleased as i was with how many beads i earned last night
he is literally lying on the floor eating cookies. doing nothing. and as i was hitting him he needed to protect the cookies more than himself.
Just woke up. My philosophy paper is a play, and my paper for musical theater is about physics. That's some dank shit you sold me
Having drunken flash backs of me giving you a piggy back ride. I was like Jesus, and you were my cross. I fell so many times for you. This is true friendship.
The moment that kid turns 18, I will have his sperm for all three meals.
Oh God. You're going to jail
Haha, apparently they frown upon male strippers there. Bouncers couldn't catch me tho.
It's was about average. But he had a tat on his thigh that said "pull-out n' rollout" so I won't have to worry about a round two request.
Duuuuuuuude, I need you to sleep with my girlfriend so I can tell you both to move out
The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
I feel like I should throw some tampons around my workspace so everyone will know what's really going on
I worked all year for this tax return. I deserve to get my nipples pierced.
I FOUND THE LEGS
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
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