Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
We've made a drinking game out of how many times the tornado sirens go off. We're good at tornado safety.
Hillary is trying to make pickle pops with vodka and sell them to kids at the ball park.
He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
I have vodka soaked strawberries. My latest tarot card reading hinted at a lesbian/bisexual coming out. I doubt I survive the night.
I walked into a McDonalds at 8:30 am with a half-eaten apple and a solo cup. Never felt so judged.
It's gameday bitch. Man up.
I was stopped at a light on my way home and a priest threw holy water on my car. Seems fitting after last night.
I just need to stop hanging out with girls who drink wine coolers.
He just kept mumbling that he was too drunk for society and then he peed in a bush
She's on her period. You don't know what fear is.
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
How do I explain to work that I woke up in my underwear on a trampoline and that I'm not coming in?
its 4am. iam sitting in the luggage car of the train eating beef jerkey. i feel like a hobo.
dont insult. no hobo is as pathetic as you.
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