Whatcha textin bout Willis?
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
some guy just asked me if water gets in a vag when girls take a bath. WTF. it's not a wind tunnel!
Bring your kids so they can distract our kids so we can drink beer in peace.
So there's dick imprints in the peanut butter
Every grown women needs to pee herself once in her life. It builds character.
I still think the kiddie pool full of jello option is worth exploring. Just sayin'.
I think the Predator is hunting me in my house. If I don't text you later, send Danny Glover. I love you all.
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
I've only fucked to 2 Fleetwood Mac songs, that must be why my life feels so empty.
You know your Halloween costume is slutty when you have to shave your pubes to wear it.
A stripper choked me last night. Then I choked her. Now we're going on a date this Saturday.
First aid class means get dry humped by moderately attractive college students during heimlich maneuver training.
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
Swans
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