I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
I guess calling a coworker a lesbian sea cow is some kind of violation.
decided to have an easter egg hunt this year. the golden egg has weed in it and all the others have shots of vodka. who said we were too old for easter?!?
There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
When the tupperware hit the highway it was like a vomit bomb
Apparently we both projectiled on Erin at the same time.
That's some true roommate bonding right there.
Me too. We could do it like prostitutes. No kissing on the mouth.
Pissing into the Grand Canyon is the single most liberating thing I've ever done in my entire life
Now I'm having a post-sex brownie. Is this the life? I think it might be
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
my hair smells like a mixture of fireworks and rotten eggs with a hint of shame. it's so strong it's keeping me awake.
Maybe if you would fuck your boss you would get string cheese too
I just put on the jeans I was wearing last night and pulled 4 baby carrots out of my back pocket....
Never underestimate the power of titties
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
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