Important detail I forgot to tell you: leprechaun loves david bowie.
I can't believe he cheated
Whatever. Anytime she has an orgasm, it's because I taught him how
WE WERE REALLY IN A PORNO LAST NIGHT
Just so you know, each of my boobs fits perfectly in a martini glass.
now I regret adding my aunt on facebook. she remnded me today on my wall about the importance of checking my stools for blood since I have diaherria.
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
yo everyone went to the hospital last night
September 16th, captains log. I awoke in a daze, not sure of my location
Just heard an advertisement for 40 proof chocolate milk. We may never have to grow up
Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
1.) You left the rest of your whiskey here 2.) I drank your whiskey 3.) then made a steam roller out of the bottle 4.) Everything tastes like whiskey
I'll throw in a blow job for your kind ways. Or another booty call. I'm poor and not very imaginative. This is all I have to offer- the unicorn like wonders of my vagina.
Does having a sippy cup full of wine, at an outlet mall, qualify you as 'having a problem'?
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
We've been watching Scooby Doo and having sex for the past 36 hours, so life is great
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