What a fucking waste of an outfit
I have a drinking game planned. Were gunna watch empire records. Everytime they say rex manning we have to take a shot
Whatever is fine with me, as long as I am dressed in green and end up shitfaced.
Seriously. He was just sitting there naked in the dark with a boner pissed that I came home late.
I feel like death gave me a hand job
remind to leave next time the words "tequila" and "challenge" are shouted
He made me eat donuts off his dick. donuts, jen. DONUTS.
Somehow those two combined like captain planet and shit went haywire
Eating pizza and drinking wine while I watch the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show. The wine is for reducing the pain of falling asleep with more insecurities than what I woke up with.
She shows up drunk at 3am for sex and then punches me straight in the eye in the middle of it because "you're too nice."
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
Is it a bad thing for a seven year old to call one an alcoholic? Asking for a friend..
He is getting no nudes from me. I don't even care if I'm losing his legal advice.
She's asleep in a fisher-price toy car
dollar rum and cokes, see you on the dark side of infinity
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