if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
I saw a sign that said worlds largest frying pan next exit. Way to do your fucking part Iowa.
I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
The walk of shame has never felt more glorious... I think it's the somberero
margarita scented body wash shouldn't be used the morning after cuervo. there should be a warning on the label.
It's not kidnapping if it's romantic
Why is it so hot and why are these the only pants in my life.
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
He deserves someone who will touch his penis at 3 a.m.
He left me alone in a hotel room my last night in town to go home to jerk off and watch TV. So yeah, I guess we're not really friends.
How do you tell a vegan you want him to stuff you like a turkey?
so how was it...?
sadly not as impressive as one might expect from a division one athlete. he lacked the stamina i had hoped for, and by lacked i do mean he fell asleep while he was still inside me. an epic wtf moment, i know.
Best neighbors ever! They found the guy ive been wanting as a booty call and got me invited to the party the guy was at and gave me alcohol so i could be tipsy when met him. im never moving.
Since moving to the suburbs, all I do is fuck my ex and watch cartoons. It's not so bad.
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