i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
You bet me 100 dollars that the Raiders would win the super bowl this year. I have it on tape.
I saw a girl walking around campus with bandages on both her knees. I need to get her number.
Dude. Hurry up. They just blessed the tequila.
He asked if I wanted to leave my bra on while we were doing it from behind bc he read somewhere that all that pounding can be painful for big breasts. THAT thoughtful.
do to the flooding of the park, there will be a midnight bikini mud wrestling party behind my dorm. all are welcome.
Leaving someone plastered on a corner at 3am telling them to just scream for cock is NOT being a good wingman.
I'm wearing your poncho, and only your poncho. I'm not getting pulled over like this.
Right, well, that begs the question of where did you get the whip, why are you using it, and why don't you carry one around more often?
My body is a temple...that happens to be able to get me free Patron shots at the bar
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
I just set my messenger to Away so I could run downstairs to masturbate. Working from home is the BEST
I forgot a room to the key..so whenever you wake ip and read this...I'm sleeping inthe hallway..please find me
BITCH IT IS YOUR BIRTHDAY AND I'M STARTING ON A FISHBOWL OF LIQUOR WITHOUT YOU
I read that out. Group response is "Katie is hard as fuck."
WITH MOTHERFUCKING MONKEY MITTENS
True life: I inadvertently fucked a whole friend group. More details to come tonight.
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