Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
FYI..good luck when you get back from work.. mom and dad know about the boy you brought home last night
haha good one..how did you even know?
we all know. he obviously didn't leave when you might have told him to.. he came down when we were eating because he coud smell mom's cooking. the dude ate with us and offered to say grace. so yeah, good luck.
can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
I just told a dude I hooked up with last night he was the pick of the litter.
This needs to stop. I just vacuumed the wall. Adderall is a double edged sword.
Hon, I found you crying into a bathrobe in the back of a closet with a broken shoerack.
At our floor meeting the RA was talking about bathroom hygiene and I really wanted to be like "what about shower sex."
Valid question
So I'm at that stage in my life where I am stalking my stalker just to get laid
Oh shit. The hangover. It has taken 20 mins and 5 attempts to tie my shoelaces
I just did a jell-o shot with my grandmother. I can die now..
This day took a left turn at "This is your going away party, I got a bunch of blow."
Bitch I slept on the ground 2 nights running
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
Note to self: make sure the door is locked before the handcuffs go on.
I can’t tonight. I’ve got to see about a penis
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