There is an old man sitting across from me. Phone rang and his ringtone is children giggling, I'm not safe here.
sitting in class between the roommates of the two girls i fucked over break. this feels like a bad version of wife swap
Just passed on a threesome. I'm too old for that kind of morning after.
I mean I woke up wearing my bathing suit which blows my mind
I love how our sober spotter means you only have to stay sober enough to type your pin in an ATM
i just remember sitting on this bed, naked, STILL WITH A CONDOM ON, and suddenly these random girls were in the room shouting at me
If you come, call before you come in. I'm tanning my balls. Enjoy that visual.
I'm not trying to alarm you guys, but I think I just swallowed a ketchup packet.
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
Turn on the Discovery Channel
Lets fuck to motorcycle gang fighting
I think I may be the only girl in the world that can say she has fallen asleep grasping a penis..... 3 different times...... 3 different penises
I wore home his HoHoHo boxers. I've never felt such a connection to an article of clothing.
No, I found out he was gay when I walked in on him blowing the guy from the dorm room next to ours.
He just turned down phone sex for hockey and I'm so relieved I'm fucking a straight guy that I'm barely even mad
Why do I always have at least 8 men with whom I am conducting some sort of poorly planned love experiment?
Randomize
