Ana's brother is visiting for the wknd. He came back to our place last night drunk to find me passed out naked it in the shower with the water still running. I was still drunk. We decided it was a good idea to have sex and sleep on the bathroom floor. Woke up this morning spooning and using my towel as a pillow.
I wouldn't call it sex. It's like when you put a plug in a socket half way. It's not all the way in but it still turns on the light.
I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
"Party in the USA" was played at church youth group last night. It was like everything I enjoy hating was aligning against me.
i checked my sent messages this morning and i had apparently tried to text the bar, saying "idk what i drank, do you?"
All I've consumed over the last couple days is Vanilla Coke, semen, and Coors. I don't think today will be any different.
im drunk. people are steering their children away from me. whatever it is that you called for, I assure you that I don't care. have a good night
I need the number of a restaurant that delivers, has lock-picking abilities, and is okay with full frontal male nudity. Entirely too hungover to get out of bed.
Just had to hide the fact that I'm not wearing underwear from my 7 year old niece.
I didnt realize how badly my legs were scratched up from power-fucking him in the bushes until kate dumped a bottle of vodka on me. that shit burnedddd
I've decided I'm going to drink again. More. Day drinking. Night drinking. Everything. It's the responsible thing to do since I'm not pregnant
Is your gma going to be okay with me passed out drunk on the ground
Do normal couples celebrate occasions naked with Chicken McNuggets and BBQ sauce?
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
I love you. Doing a double. Going to die. It will be painful. Let the world know i partied. God, did i party.
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