just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
so he tried marking my clit with a sharpie so he could "find it again next time".
He told me he finished so fast because he's a sprinter. I hate athletes who are really just pussies.
i feel like i am carryihg a baby. a baby made of alcohol.
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
I recommend you throw your keys as far as you can in one direction, your phone as far as you can in the opposite direction, and hold on.
Im wearing all my glow sticks to bed so i know where my arms are at all times.
I just let my hand run under cold water for five minutes. I couldn't stop staring at it and the only things I could think about were how amazing it felt, how cool water was, and what a wonderful world it is that we live in. Reasons why I don't smoke...
I'm honestly considering asking her if I can eat her out, as a friend.
It's Been a while since I puked in vomit bush. I hope it doesn't feel neglected
Honestly and this might sound scary... But I want to get high and play with weapons
Maverick's sitting in jail wearing a turkey costume and I am soooo jealous.
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
So naked ping pong was a mistake... Looks like we were attacked by an octopus.
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