I brought red and green boonsfarm to the white elephant party. classy and festive. I think this is what people are referring to when they talk about killing two birds with one stone.
I'm sitting by the window waiting for the sun to go down so that I can start drinking.
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
They walked in to the store, ripped up the phone book, and left. Can we get on their level?
First time on E and Chris took me to a petsmart during puppy day. I might die of pure awesomeness.
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
All I really remember is thinking that the music looked like beautiful lizard waves in my head
Made eye contact with a friendly neighborhood dog walker while violently puking out the window. How's your Wednesday going?
My new hobby is moving his stuff to random places in the house. Good luck making a smoothing at 6:30 in the morning, the blender top's in the dog food container
I'm just going to have crazy good sex with him until one of us developed feelings that works in the movies right?
If I had a penis, I'd want to put it in you. And I'd treat you with respect and pay for your drinks.
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
Why in the hell is there a guy dressed up as a horse passed out in our kitchen.
happy birthday!
Be there in a sec. We have to stop at Target to buy her underwear first.
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