Whssdazt areerg yiu up to? U thijk ur lame!
read your last text- its a foreign language-im not ignoring you, easyyy
last night i was so high that when a homeless person asked me for a dollar, i responded: dolla dolla bill ya'll.
you kept trying to convince me i had aids because my head hurt
I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
I'm done. I'm tired and there's a topless pic of me floating around the nation's largest 3G network.
i finally found my car by the hideout. it was parked in an employee only parking space with a torn up piece of paper in the back window with the word employee scribbled on it.
If it makes you feel better, I doubt anything could survive in your uterus.
my brother walked in while we were fucking, silently took my bong from my closet, saluted us and walked out.
Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
You kept telling the cops that our ice luge was practice for the next winter olympics
I may or may not be taking a bath listening to the Phantom of the Opera. This lovely moment brought to you by xanax.
Was last night real? Did I lick your forehead while you laid in between my legs while we laid next to your boyfriend?
Yeah then you killed that bottle of Bacardi in under 20 minutes. So much for being an organ donor.
That was just an endearing nickname I called you before. I'm not gonna call you a filthy slut now that you are one, I don't want to hurt your feelings.
How don't you remember..? You were getting handfuls of skittles out from our bra screaming TASTE THE RAINBOW.
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