Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
Omg my grandpa just told me he wants to die in his 90's shot by a jealous husband
woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
It's not true, it's not true! She's too full of cheese to have sexy time!
Wine smoothie.... Not as good as I thought it would be
you know by doing this we are using dad as a drug mule right?
i like being sick. whatever the doctor gave me is awesone. the walls are waving at me. i never want to get better.
You rubbing siracha on a cat with your feet is the opposite of what I want.
We were Chugging coronas for the soul purpose of launching limes out of the 3rd story window, I'd say it was a good weekend
we need to invent and abuse teleportation
Sometimes i think i need to stop drinking because i can't afford losing so many panties anymore
She unfriended me on Facebook after I responded to her long love note with #demtittesdoe. Jager is the goddamned devil.
sober me doesnt really want him anymore, but when drunk me takes over, she might want him, and god only knows the shit that might happen with drunk me.
Just deepthroated a hot dog. Thinking of you
Alone, in the dark, eating tacos and drinking vodka. Who's apartment is this?
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