I'm really into asian looking animals
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
i hooked up with a boy reading dear john, i have to get points for that somewhere
no he gets major points for having a girl hookup with him after reading dear john
I'm pretty sure my penis yawned halfway through. That loose.
just took my birth control pill with a shamrock shake. happy st. patrick's day
All I remember is you introducing yourself to the entire basketball team using the line "I'll show you a slam dunk."
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
At the drs she looked at my back saw your scratch marks and asked "does your back itch a lot?"
Still butthurt there's a framed picture of me passed out on the toilet in my grandparents' living room
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
We were walking home from Pluckers (read carrying your drunk ass) and out of nowhere you yelled "Say bitch you got a Facebook?" at a random chick walking by.
I didn't have time to wash my hair yesterday. Ended up spraying some Febreeze on it.
Bank just called....we left my debit card in the ATM last night.
I think I'll shower sitting down. That seems safe.
You know you have an interesting job when you go to work and have to Google search "How to get poop out of a dryer".
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