i just fell asleep at my computer and i woke up and in the google bar it said delicious foods to eat
Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
Is there any way you can check to see if I have a warrant out in Alabama?
Just sold this kid "Magic Furry Apples". He is way to high to figure out they are just peaches.
At least he's a nutritious stoner...
the bottle said: caution extremely flammable. so that was my motivation.
Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
You know your high, when your chugging applesauce out of the jar with no utensils.
Like wrapping my dick in silk, wrapping that in velvet, and putting it in a cloud. A warm, tight, wet cloud.
Found an old burrito under my bed
You are a sick fuck
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
don't care how drunk i am. my dick was like "nope, not doing it, you can't make me and i was like oh yes i can"
Currently watching Zombie Sharks while high. This is why I love Shark Week.
You took his virginity and then he got lost on his way back to his hotel room... We found him at 3am sitting on the sidewalk crying. Kudos.
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
I don't want to hook up with him sober. That's pretty much like saying I love you.
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