David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
were lost, were cold and we don't know what to do with the stray cat we found.
it's only monday and im already failing all my classes. i give up. tequila tuesday is my only friend.
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
Already at the river; already getting fucked up. And yes that semicolon is legit because those are congruent statemests
If your boss lets you sleep on his couch, you don't pay him back by boning his daughter.
It's either gonna be a cock in my mouth or a burger. You decide which.
Lets play a game called: how out of it are you today? Let me know if you can beat driving on the wrong side of the road twice and walking up two extra flights of stairs just because you weren't paying attention to what floor you are on....
I need to keep a secret stash of instant alcoholic margaritas for when i deal with people. For example, right now, im grading, and I just don't fucking care any more. My students should make a thank you card for Jose Cuervo.
just woke up and currently drinking copious amounts of eggnog straight from the carton to replenish the electrolytes lost last night
Made out with sailor moon tonight. Childhood dreams do come true.
I woke up in nothing but my socks and my hat a cigarette in my mouth and a beer in my hand..........GREAT NEW YEARS
She grabbed a $20 bill out of my hand, calling it a lap dance coupon and then she dragged me into her bedroom. I think I’m in love
Thank god you don't know my other address I'm safe for now
Awww you know you would like it if I found u
one of my students asked me today if i was having a baby. fuckin 4 year olds and their lack of filter. time to get back to the gym i guess
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