Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
I need to stop fucking people before I get to know them
September 16th, captains log. I awoke in a daze, not sure of my location
he's like a stage 5 clinger and he won't even fuck me. he has to be gay. my personality isn't really THAT great.
He's having sex with his gf again. Every thump of his bed against the wall is insulting to our one night stand.
I thought making out with his sister would be a great way of meeting him. But it backfired.
I will fight anything that is not spinning right now
I stole so many things from the ER last night.
Your brother came in a girls mouth for the first time last night... Ah the tales told whilst buying minors beer.
I don't want to have to force feed him my vagina!!
Until she magically finds a brain, I'm going to be a dick. Fair trade. She's a idiot, I'm an ass.
not a day goes by that I don't wish you were here or I there. Today it was because I had the desire to get high and go look at the jellyfish at the aquarium and you're the perfect buddy for that.
So I'm guessing that puking on a camper is a straight path to instant termination?
But like now I know, men who are vegetarians are significantly worse in bed.
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