what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
When are you freeeeeeeeee?
My phone auto corrected that to freeeeeeeeeedoooooooooom. That's kinda awesome.
There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
I mean I had a leg brace. It would have been irresponsible for me to be on top.
Hungover snowboarding. Puked off the lift and traumatized a group lesson for kids. Crash course on adulthood.
THAT WAS PROBABLY MY ONE CHANCE TO SLEEP WITH A MAN NAMED BORIS AND YOU RUINED IT.
My radar detector detects ice cream trucks. I think it was made for stoners
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
At this point I think you're just judging my taste in men
hahahaha what do we need the kangaroos for? please tell me we release them instead of doves
Waking up in a NH rest stop and reading through my texts is definitely a familiar low
In other news, Justin Bieber has a big dick and that makes me uncomfortable.
you're like an angel sent from heaven to guide my sex life into greatness
Thats so sweet
Also epiphany: I gotta quit fucking with dudes that have never seen Harry Potter. They all turn out to be shitheads who probably eat honeydew.
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