She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
This is one of those situations that make me think to myself "what life decision did I make to get here"
bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
I've realized that my life is in no way structured to be compatible with monogamy. I'm not adjusting to this well.
I do not want to do anything. The words more tequila need to be erased from my vocabulary
If you are drunk already, then as your friend I am advising you to stop writing on your dads Facebook wall
Just made a drunk dude do 20 push-ups. In the parking lot of the bar tonight for a keystone light I found in the back of my truck.
Oh yum
Liz is crying about burritos again.
OMG CHARGE YOUR PHONE I NEED TO KNOW IF THIS IS A GOOD PICTURE OF MY ASS
But I did spend part of my morning scrubbing your cum off my grandmothers piano.
So now I can cross "have my ass be someone's phone background" off the bucket list. You know, if it was something I actually had wanted to happen.
My moms new boyfriend looks like Stu Pickles if he was in a biker gang. He gave me free coke though, so come party?
You've changed since you got that strap on
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
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