Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
My mom's crying. That means it must be Christmas.
so apparently dipping a tampon in red gatorade and throwing it out the window on the highway is a $100 fine
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
I was talking to a guy at my work, and mid-sentence he started vomiting violently for about five minutes, then he said, " great dope" and carried on like nothing had happened.
Codeine + Boredom = Sprinting between my front and back door.
DICK PUNCH EXTRAVAGANZAAAAAA!!!!!
Dude. That Grinch had his priorities right when he was worried that there might be a cash bar at that town celebration.
If you get that boat I will recruit some boat hoes for you and tape a video and sync it to I'm On A Boat. This is happening.
I'm going to write a new song and call it "Did I wax my vagina for this?" remind me to never go across the country for a penis ever again.
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
The uber man and I sat in silence. With my underwear in my purse and my dress shoved in the pocket of the hoodie the guy gave me.
Then he asked if he could pee on me and things really went downhill
How many times have you told me to call 911 this week?
Lol twice
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