its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
just upper decked a verizon store cause they don't cover against "getting phone crushed by a keg." had to pay 175 for a new one
it'll be like the batcave but for manwhores
I took the precaution of putting my macbook the one place in the dorm there is no way i can piss on it... the toilet
All I can remember is posting my chicken burger in the post box. Postman is in for a treat.
Tell Taylor to rock on. Tell her she is so beautiful that the sun shines down on her face and shows her beauty. Tell her to live on, like Martin Luther King. He'll never die. He's living his dreams.
That sad moment when you flush your Molly down the toilet at the airport & watch your vacation slowly end..
How was the party? Lets put it this way: "He wants her dick" was a factual sentence stated last night.
Look. If you get me out of this speeding ticket you can bang my sister. Or my mom. But not both.
Is it rude to ask for an autograph after giving him a blowjob in their hotel's hot tub?
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
im far more worried about your salsa intake than your weed intake
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
I think I was just motorboated by a 4-year old girl.
I have to stop at Sheetz to put my bra back on before I meet you hold on
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