wait.. the condom broke. ehh whatever i think im already 2 months pregnant
She was running around the bar, demanding everyone call her Jesus or else she would attack them like a llama. ack.
He asked if I was on the pill, apparently I just downed my glass of beer and winked at him...
When I came home you were using a glowstick to eat peanut butter from the jar.
I passed out in the stadium during the 4th quarter and you guys just left me there?
Yea, but we put money for a cab in your pocket.
He told me that I smelled like a Glade Plug-in, then sang the Menard's jingle in it's entirety in between kissing me.
We literaly had to peel your fingers off the jose cuervo bottle and lock it in someones room
oh my god. were standing in the kitchen and were chanting "EYEBROWS" and shaving peoples eyebrows. I have work tomorrow and want to keep my eyebrows.
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
You are not about to raise that baby deer, you can BARELY raise yourself... Return it to it's mom now.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
We legit stopped the the game so that Jamie and I could throw up in the bushes, and then continue to play intramurals... this is what my life is coming to1
The only thing you accomplished yesterday was dry humping me on the floor of my work place WHILE I was working.
New Mean Girls drinking game: Everytime someone says Africa or Math, chug.
Still trying to figure out where I was when someone broke the lawn chair and put it in the bathroom.
Randomize
