i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
Found her laying down in a booth in iHop. She's a keeper.
maybe we can find two twins tonight and bang them together and then my life is complete
She agreed that we could have sex whenever I wanted and I could let someone else meet my mom.
We need to go to the store an get depends. I really don't want to be bothered with the bathroom this weekend.
i know i said i'd always be there for you, but i'm beginning to think that what you call "being there for me" the american judicial system calls reckless endangerment.
Saturday evening, however, will be my vodka and bubble wrap extravaganza.
I'm sorry, but the "Hobbit Slam" has to be a sex move.
Third base with a 7ft basketball player last night. Fingers like a champ. I call him Edward Penishands.
Ok get your liver ready for the weekend. Harry Potter Drinking Game Marathon is a go. BYO liquor of choice, rule cards at the door. I wanna see some Hagrid level drinking out of you, Muggle.
he threw an umbrella that he ripped out of the table at the fence like he was harpooning a whale while the owner of the bar was outside then tried to blame it on an old man...
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
I will 100% jerk off using my own tears as lube before I'd ever bang a 4.
I've got five complains from the landlord about she being too loud during sex in two weeks I'm marrying her
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