Only in Alabama do they play hymns in a bar!!!
i learned a valuable lesson last night. sometimes nice girls finish first. twice.
He keeps apologizing for not being able to get hard when he's drunk. We havent even left the club yet.
I have way too much money in my bra to be responsible.
Just slept with my boyfriend's roomie to learn if bf was cheating on me
Good plan. When in doubt, sleep about.
GOOD NIGHT DREAM OF ALCOHOL SNO CONES
I had to stop mid sex to take my turn on words with friends so he wouldn't get suspicious. Hookup of the night helped me. We won.
the girl peeing in the stall next to mine has really cute shoes. on a scale of 1 to restraining order, how weird would it be to compliment them from in here?
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
Dude, did you fall in a toilet on the way over here?
Was face down in one actually. Bars 2, Drew 0.
I just got a get of my turf look from a hooker. Apparently, Ninja Turtles T-shirt+Jeans+Flip-Flops=Hooker Gear. Woot.
She just walked out of her bedroom naked and asked me to help put her diaper on. Yeah, that pretty much sums up the last 24 hours...
Last night at a party someone grabbed my ass so I just fucking punched them in the face then went home and ate a frozen pizza
so, i take that as a legit invitation into his pants
Are these your boobs on my camera?
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