umm..so Dad's wearing a thong, I don't know what to do
put a dollar in it?
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
How long is the appropriate time period between a pregnancy scare and breaking up with my girlfriend?
If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
My mom is holding a picture of me, crying, and saying "where did I go wrong" over and over again.
I texted him that I wanted to be more than fuck buddies so when I came over he gave me a punch card. He takes me I dinner every 10 fucks.
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
she's sitting there like the lesbian godfather. A cigarette in one hand and a titty in the other.
Yep. My memoirs will be called "A Slore Worth Mentioning"
Where was Alyssa when you were sniffing the bouncer?
Passed out on some guy who looked like someone from Duck Dynasty.
They just broke the window so they could get in and smoke the taxi driver out...
you can't let guys come on your chest and then hog my blanket
It's called life, you pretentious bitch. Grow up.
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
We had sex in Lake Michigan for an hour Sunday.
Thanks for ruining an entire lake for me. I hate you so much right now.
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