I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! Live in the flesh!
EW EW EW EW THAT PENIS BELONGS TO SOMEONE'S FATHER! THAT PENIS BELONGS TO OUR FRIEND'S FATHER! THAT PENIS HELPED CREATE OUR FRIEND! YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO ADMIRE IT!
just run out there and shit all over the driveway when he comes.. and then point at him
I threw all my money on the ground and said it was for homeless people and fell down the stairs
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
Crap I still need to get you a wedding gift. I'm just gonna give you a bag full of cash, lube, and condoms. And I'll use furry handcuffs instead of ribbon to tie the gift bag handles together.
....I feel like you are deciding whether or not I'm good enough for you based on what I ordered from Chipotle.
Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
This is where you say "Why yes we will drink with reckless abandon and hopefully not be in a church parking lot again."
Finding that toy duck there was weird right?
Bullets don't scare me. I wish I was a coyote
You're the only person I know that could get laid while visiting their grandpa in florida
Liar. My heart is broken and my boobs are disappointed.
We need a hype man... Like a DMX type dude to just up the ante constantly...
That isn't the worst part. It got a bazillion times more awkward when he read me a poem he wrote about his dead cat.
There's a weed, money and oreo filled pinata promised for our party.
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