She was lying the whole time!
She was a great actress
I was a great dumbass
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
I JUST SHOOK HIS GRANDMOTHER'S HAND. WITH COCK HANDS. THIS IS NOT FUNNY.
He went down on me and then slapped my ass saying "thanks for the confidence boost"... is this all I'm good for?
I feel like somehow my uterus ended up in my ribcage from all the keg stands i did last night..
Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year.
Halloween is the only night where I would ever end up getting a guy's makeup all over my face
Putting Chia seeds in beer makes it ok for my diet, right?
Making a mobile stripper pole for the back of my truck memorial weekend. Is where dignity goes to die
It's the eve of Christ's birthday and I'm sending pictures of my tits
Update: He still has devil magic genitals.
He told me he was my brother roommate in college after we fucked, but already knew that so I had pretend I didn't know that.. like how I pretended I finished. 2/10
i just sexted for my mom while she was driving, i have hit an all time low.
Actually I learned to fire a 357 Magnum at the age of ten while on my very first period
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