Do vagina's smell?
No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
And as you crawled into the bathroom last night you repeatedly said "I know the routine".
Tonight's Jeopardy categories were "Star Trek, Action Figures, Dinner For One, In Need of a Date, Still Living With Mom & Dad, You Have No Life." Beginning to think my life is the Truman Show.
his mom and i are swapping prescript pills..totally mother in law material.
You paid the taxi driver with a comb last night.
Peeing in public by noon, this is not a good indicator for the day.
Passing out on a toilet is not classy no matter what you're wearing. Not even a pea coat.
These beer shits have taken over my entire life.
I wish I were single again so I could actually have sex.
Fun. You missed it. Michael broke a door with his erection.
Wanna get drunk and play candy land? If so you are 2 steps behind.
He said watch this and then went and tripped into a group of 40 year old women, now he's leaving the club with them.
You were leaning against a fire hydrant asking people if they wanted to buy free pocket peanuts from you.
I dunno about you, but I consider getting eaten out on the porch of a houseboat in -30c in a bridesmaids dress a northern right of passage
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