Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
i just threw up ON my final. epic way to end the semester.
How long can I microwave pasta with a 20 percent alcohol content?
Im blasting "Fat Bottom Girls" as loud as humanely possible in attempts that old ladies doing water aerobics will take the hint and get the fuck out of the pool.
She saves ONE person's life while blacked out and now she's positive anything can be done "while fucking hammered"
Yeah. Not my best idea. But I'm hoping for the best . And by best, I mean not jail
Any chance you used one if the curtain rods in the fireplace room as a sword? One is missing
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
The amount of dicks I have seen in the last hour is more than I have seen in my whole life.
I had to give myself a suppository. That was the LEAST fun I've had inserting things in my ass.
Oh the best part of having sex with him was that he made me a smoothie after
Yeah I'm just gonna stay here and spread my horniness to the world.
I feel like you should store your weed in something that suits your personality. For example mines in a hollowed out disney princess book.
im mourning your vaginas lack of frictional upkeep
They got skeletons in the booths to enforce social distancing.
Thought they were weekend at berniesing that shit at first.
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