You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
"you've got the devil in yuh. the curse of Jesus is coming on your sex soon." That's what a homeless guy just told me.
I just mistook a monk for someone with the newest colored snuggie.
He just laughed at his drink laid on the floor and crawled to the bathroom
I had to write an apology letter to security guards in the hotel so I didnt get kicked out
This is breast cancer awareness month... The least we can do is give a stripper some singles.
She had caution tape on her head and she blew me.
I normally need adult supervision or a babysitter, but I refuse to let someone keep me from making irresponsible and wrong decisions at the bar on my last bday ill ever have in texas
Is it rude to ask for an autograph after giving him a blowjob in their hotel's hot tub?
Nothing like snapchatring dick pics to a\nMarried woman while your girlfriend destroys Taco Bell in the next room. Almost caught, worth it. Got boobs back
sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
Plus, I have my cousin, the dominatrix, to help me out if things get out of hand
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
Pretty penis doesn't make up for awkward eye contact.
Dude, I danced with Abe Lincoln! How could last night have been any better???
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