Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
my affection for youporn is starting to get disturbing... i just thought about sending them a christmas card
Sometimes to bang a cougar u gotta play wii With her kids
He literally is quoting that 21 questions song, the 50 cent one. oh my god.
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
I told him he was probably the first guy to get fucked while wearing Star Wars pyjamas.
All i really wanna do tonight is get drunk with you and dance on tables. is that too much to ask?
He said he was walking down to the White Castle for sliders, still drinking straight from a 750. He came back two hours later pushing a grocery cart that had two puppies in it.
The puppies promptly had the squirts all over the living room, as he had fed them the sliders.
His dad gives me dirty looks whenever I come over though. I think it's because I eat his food and have sex with his son.
My ex came over to hook up...then I went on a date 2 hours later and got a bj. Single: Finally doing it right.
I kept having to give myself encouraging advice like, "you know how a path works"
He's interpretive dancing to Crazy by Britney Spears and expressing his feelings for either me or the guy next to us
Why can't you just come over, fuck me, then leave so i can get stoned and watch law and order?
EVERYBODY CALM YOUR SHIT
I never thought I'd be on my couch watching Star Trek, getting my tits rubbed while crying.
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