dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
Hope you don't mind if I never tell my family about you.
My dog is now used to me drunk singing and sleeps through it. I don't know how I feel about this
Fuck you asshole. You cost me cheerleader pussy.
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
well theres no bloody mary mix at the campus bookstore so i dont even know what its good for
He told me to leave him behind and bury him in his batman pajamas. So two lessons I guess, don't give Tom whiskey and don't touch his daddy issues with a twenty nine and a half foot pole.
You lost to your mom AND grandma in beer pong last night. pretty sure that constitutes a retirement from the sport
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
I know it's New Year's Eve but if you're going to have a bunch of chicks playing strip go fish in our apartment I need a heads up.
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