Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
Having an 'SDSU Mom' sticker is just like say 'Hi, my daughter has an std"
we were so high last night we were cutting bread with my iphone
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
he said something along the lines of "fish can smell fear"
she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
He and I are basically the same person, except he has a glorious penis and I have glorious breasts.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
When she introduced her friend to me I shook his hand and told him not to leave his ugly vest at my apartment in the morning. He took it off and bought me a shot.
Okay. So I've done lines off a bible. But that's just for the sake of being cliché.
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
and idk now I have nine bags of lettuce in my fridge
she crawled a good forty meters just to whisper in my ear... "dildon't"
i feel like the girl with kaleidoscope eyes except the kaleidoscopes are sparkly butt plugs
oh, he’s out of jail btw. as of about 6pm. one of his customers bonded him out apparently lol
Like he really got a coke fiend to bond him out?
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