If Rob Pattinson gets another fucking MTV award, I'm going to vomit.
Turns out you can't chew it over with twix in real life
Dude I've never seen anyone get slapped that hard
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
You mean 'full wolf form' wasn't a drunk text?
Did you spray paint that captain morgan fifth that's in the freezer gold?
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
All the girls at the party had American flag thongs on... Pretty impressed with coordination seeing as how impromptu this event was
i'm about to rub a glazed donut on my face just so it feels like you're here
I wish there were birth control emojis
Ya I know. She's self aware though, like the terminator. Which is the best kind of crazy
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
When do you want to get tanked and forget our entire college education?
I think this shark week should consist of getting drunk enough to actually go hunt sharks ourselves.
I can't tell if my roommate is crying or having sex and the fact that there's anime in the background is only making this more confusing
i woke up with a shamrock tattoo on my wrist and a fat bruise on my hipbone. please tell me its not real.
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