but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
Life lesson #57: drinking whisky out of apples leads to threesomes.
I told him I was prego. He asked coul we do it without a condom now since I cldn't get any pregnanter. What an a-hole.
i felt horrible..i wanted to somehow give him his vcard back
that's a non refundable transaction sweetheart
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
I want to say that being forced to stare at the 'no.1 boyfriend' collage behind his head ruined the sex but it just didn't.
I feel like everyone would be happy with that as a present too. "Oh you got me pussy for Christmas?! How'd you know?!"
It wasn't so much skinny dipping. It more like skinny walking...through a fountain.
He kept kissing me on the cheek when I was pretending to sleep while he cried
I don't know what she looks like but I'm pretty sure she has a pussy.
MY COWORKER IS ATTRACTIVE AND I DROPPED A SONIC THE HEDGEHOG JOKE IN CONVERSATION I FUCKED UP
He asked me to fly out to Seattle to participate in a week of marathon sex so I'm at the airport now. I'll call you when I get back.
Umm... When he walked in I shot him with my confetti gun... It's a wonder my booty calls even show up.
you just don't appreciate it because you've never been arrested
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