I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
his internet history is a lot of porn, how to make a hovercraft and side-effects of jacking off too much
He just seriously used the word "skeet." Can we please find another way to get weed?
No. Take one for the team.
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
slowly transforming into a stationary lump of steel. how can you tell me that was JUST weed
I repeat the shot was ON FIRE. I am never going to a pirate bar again.
She's the one that asked you what my favorite color was & handed you a piece of bacon
My drug dealer is making me hot tea during the snowstorm...I'm a fan.
We 6 way cheers-ed with French fries last night, hammered, in the booth.
If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
I think drinking White Russians at half past four in the afternoon is perfectly acceptable. I'd bought a LOT of milk and cream that needs to be used up. Resourceful, check, fuckable, check. You have a great girlfriend here pal.
The name of tonight's festivities is hereby decreed to be the "Honey Boo Boo Hootenanny".
like stop just cause your whole life has been one enormous reject pile does not mean that i have to suffer too
Finally met a man who appreciates my beer pong skills, definitely a keeper for the weekend
This is worse than naked and afraid. This is drunk and confused.
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