I saw your purple underwear in the road this morning.
yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
He was pretty out of it. He heard crickets outside, and thought it was the laptop. So he put his ear to it, rubbed the keyboard, and said "tell me your secrets."
The trainer from the tech college told me that I would pass the first aid course so long as I turned up sober. Challenge accepted
Whenever I walk away from the group without saying anything, NEVER assume I'm just going to the bathroom.
Your little brother is asking me for an "expert opinion" on his dick size.
The school security guard knows my name.... I think I'm missing some memories...
He literally wrote out a schedule. On it, there's a taco break, and a spot where I start crying.
I discovered a new stretch mark. DONE. LITERALLY DONE.
Go have fun. I'm gonna go shower off the regret.
If so I'm coming over there. There's no way I'm having "hello, how are you" conversations with my neighbors on acid
Oh you mean the girl that gave me a black eye when I told her I liked her fake eyelashes?
Such a shame we didn't work out. We would've been a power couple producing NFL linemen :/
His face will be in my vagina later so I'm willing to forgive.
By the way, you're like fucking spiderman. I've never seen someone climb out of a car window that fast and eloquently.
Randomize
