Don't cheat on me with the blonde bimbo religi freak
I wouldn't touch her with a ten foot pole
She's blonde
we're doing shots for every degree below freezing it is outside
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
why is there cat hair all over my deoderant?
she wanted to smell more freshershest than you.
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
My dad just asked Siri to "help me find my daughters dignity."
If you were my daughter, I'd do the same thing.
fun fact: in my eskimo family tree i am the only brunette
Was there a Canadian at your party or did I dream that?
Happy birthday, you long dick monster
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
Between fucking and sleeping I woke up missing four out of five of the earrings I was wearing. It's like a star rating system. I had to give him props.
Funny you say that, I just sold my stripper pole to my mom tonight...
You’ll lick BBQ off my cock but no ketchup on a hotdog?
I feel like 20 angels jizzed in my mouth. This cupcake is DELICIOUS!
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